Christmas Freakout #1:
Must. Wait. Three. Hours. for new iPad to charge. THERE’S BUSTER IN THERE, AND I CAN’T GET HIM OUT FOR 3 HOURS?????? Carp. Don’t they know how important Morris Lessmore is??
Christmas Freakout #2:
Hubby: (playing with new laptop) What’s your tumblr name?
Hubby: So I can follow you.
Wife: NONONONONONO!!!!!! (shit! Buster! Richard! Jack! hide or we’re toast!)
Christmas Freakout #3:
Realizing your elderly parents now know who Richard Harrow is. ”Why do you like the spooky guy with the mask?” Welcome to the Dark Side, Mom!
Christmas Freakout #4:
Grandson: Thank you for the erection set, nanna!
Me: (spews coffee)
Christmas Freakout #5:
Wife: How long is your brother staying?
Husband: Ummmm…. til Wednesday?
Wife: I’ll be in the office. On tumblr. Come get me in three hours.
New Year’s Resolution #1:
Learn to make a .gif. Really. I think I can do it if Buster helps.